For starters, the scent of my shampoo is ocean breeze, yet, it smells like blueberries. One would assume that with a name like "Ocean breeze" that it would smell like salty seaweed and seagull droppings. That's what I anticipated when I purchased the stuff. Blueberries? Really? I'm a man. I need a scent that is manly like exhaust fumes or crude oil. I haven't tried it, but I am sure Axe makes a leather scented body spray now. Did you hear me?? Leather scented!! It sure the hell better not smell like no berries--that'd be an abomination.
Secondly, when your primary companion is a dog, you talk to it as you would a person. Lilly and I had a wide variety of conversations in the past month. Granted, I did most of the talking, but she did occasionally answer with a bark. I am pretty sure she was just agreeing with me for the sake of argument. Oh well, it gave me someone to talk to that wouldn't judge me. Plus, I could tell her my deep, dark secrets without worrying about the skeletons falling out of the closet.
Lastly--well, to be honest with you, everything else are things I already knew--people ride their bikes on the sidewalk right next to an empty bike lane, if I where mesh shoes in the rain my feet are most likely gonna get wet, and I hate, Hate, HATE grocery shopping, especially at Winco. Not that there is anything wrong with the store itself, but seriously, something about that place makes people forget all their manners. People can be so inconsiderate.
Anyways, that is enough randomness for one after noon. Hope you all have a great weekend!
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